A Lesson Learned

When your wife politely asks you (code: nags you incessantly) to get stuff done around the house and there isn't time to do it, let this be a warning:

While you are gone for several days, she, like me, just might hire someone to do the job and poof! like magic (and many dollars later) it gets done the way she wants it.

And she won't even ask you what you think about it.

Never stand between walnut floors and a hormonally challenged pregnant mother.