Picking My Battles

He's into skateboarding and snowboarding and downhill skiing and hunting and I'm just hoping he doesn't think I'll let him get a tattoo or nose ring anytime soon because you know that clothing like this and interests like those lead to all sorts of bad things like gravity-defying-eye-blindingly-pink-hair, his first toke, and a pregnant girlfriend at 16 years old.

Come to think of it, maybe a tattoo isn't so bad...

Cutest Kidswear EVER

Fashionable raincoat and boots by Hatley (www.hatleystore.com)

Tricycle courtesy of hand-me-down.

Puddle of water by Mother Nature.

Model provided by yours truly.

Quelle Surprise...

This has been a very unexpected development in our lives, and I will write more soon about the highs and lows of what I've been going through with this knock-me-on-my-ass-what-the-FUCK situation.

In the meantime, pass the damn hot sauce already...Mummy's got a craving!

Tomorrow, Tomorrow....

L-O-O-O-O-S-I-N-G

I-I-I-T....

F-U-U-U-U-C-C-C-K-K-K....

Losing It

I haven't written a post in 16 days because there is just too much shit going on and I can't seem to find 15 minutes to quiet my mind with a laptop that actually works with the hi-speed internet access we are supposed to have.

Everything is fucked up but only because I can't think straight.

I'll definitely try to write this weekend.

So Much for Living the Hi-Tech Life

We are still not quite hooked up to hi-speed for one reason or another. I need to return my brand new laptop because it's not working. I need to phone Bell and ask why there will be cords streaming out of my laptop in order for me to be connected to the Internet when I specifically asked for exactly NOT THAT. I need to actually install programs on the laptop so I can use it for any number of things.

Playing Mahjong Titans and Solitaire is fun and all, but I want more....

Coming Soon...Well, Fingers Crossed 'n All....

We are supposed to be connected with hi-speed by Wednesday evening.

Which means we're finally coming out of the dial-up hell we've been in for the past 5 years.

Which means I hope to update this blog more often.

Which means if you're sick of reading about my kids, I suggest you take a Gravol before landing here 'cause it's only gonna get worse!